ABOUT Gary the Patch Cable Guy

Back in the early 1900's Gary The Patch Cable Guy found a single tiny telephone wire on the rumbling streets of The North.

GPCG fell in love with this teeny tiny little cable so hard that he dedicated his entire life to audio.

As a humble intern Gary learned the basics of his craft. The more time spent in that studio, the less Gary was able to understand.

Gary's big break came in the form of bands feeling bad for him. Gary became known for his lack of understanding but overall joyful demeanor. Most artists didn't have the heart to tell GPCG that his sessions usually resulted in band fights, drug relapses, and subsequent turmoil for anyone involved.

Gary is an easy cryer so most folks didn't want to make it awkward.

Years of pressing buttons, turning knobs, moving faders, and flippin' switches has lead Gary to today, where he is just as clueless as the day he started.

Gary might be a truly awful, untalented, low budget, buffoonish, unfunny, stupid, lazy, dumb, unmotivated and downright terrible mixer and audio engineer...BUT this guy loves music.